Posts Tagged ‘Twitter’

Sponsored Tweets

Social Media Han Solo doesn’t put ads on the Millenium Falcon so don’t you go tweeting out sponsored posts.  All you’ll do is whore Twitter up like some of the tramps that visit the Mos Eisley Cantina.

You’re a Guru Too

Calling yourself a Social Media Guru is as easy as making out with Luke’s sister. Anyone can do it. Well, I guess it’s a good thing she stopped following my on Twitter and stopped keeping up with my RSS feeds. Hey-ooooo.  Oh and BTW, if she finds this post…we’ll just tell her that Obi-Wan Kenobi [...]

Mindless ReTweeter

Retweeting blogs & articles makes you no more a Social Media Jedi or Guru than shaving Chewbacca’s nutsack does. Trust ol Social Media Han Solo on this one. Mindlessly forwarding articles you don’t even read or understand isn’t any fun…and neither is the hairy nightmare that is Chewie’s nether regions.

Follow the Adventures

According to Mashable, there are 15,740 Social Media Gurus, Ninjas, & Jedis on Twitter.  Fear not space travelers as your digital media hero is here.  Among the galaxy of “others”, there can be only one Social Media Han Solo…wearing an eye patch.

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