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I have to figure if you are reading this on ol Social Media Han Solo that at some point you watched the movie Star Wars New Hope. That film showed some of my exploits back when I was a little more involved in smuggling and got sucked in to saving the galaxy for the Rebel [...]
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Stop Talking About Your Blog
February 13th, 2010 
socialmediahansolo One more time…if I have to hear about your useless new Social Media blog post just one more time today…I’m going to drop you off on Hoth wearing nothing but your Rebel Alliance issued tighty whities.
Zeroing in on Your Social Media Target
February 13th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo believes that SM targets, even ones no bigger than a womp rat, can still take down a Death Star when they are achieved. You just have to know where and when to fire your lasers.
Happy New Year Tweet
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo does not believe in the obligatory Happy New Years post. The Empire wants you to participate in such standardized Twitter nonsense. Pansy little Jedi bitches like Luke do this. Oh…wait…I guess I just did it too…dang. Well in that case…the Rebel Alliance approves of your Happy New Years messages.
