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1. Pay off debt to Jabba the Hut
2. Make the Kessle Run in 10 parsecs
3. Replace the hyperdrive in the Millenium Falcon
4. Dump Leia
5. Punch in the face as many Social Media Jedi Guru assholes that I can get my hands on
Posts Tagged ‘millenium falcon’
Top 5 2010 Resolutions
February 12th, 2010 
socialmediahansolo 
Posted in Random 
Tags: guru, hyperdrive, jabba, jedi, Leia, millenium falcon, resolution 
No Comments »Silence is Golden
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo wishes all SM Gurus came w/ a cut off switch like C3PO does. Silence on the Millenium Falcon is nice sometimes.
Weather Hashtag Freakouts
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo So I was out cruising in the Millenium Falcon today with Leia heading over to the Outer Rim Territories to hit Space PetsMart (Chewbacca needed a new furminator brush…but don’t tell him I mentioned that as he gets embarassed). Sure enough we ran into some random asteroids near the Hoth System. Leia’s first instinct was [...]
Posted in Behavior, Twitter Tags: Chewbacca, hashtag, hoth, Leia, millenium falcon, Twitter, weather No Comments »Do Some Work
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo says that Tweeting about the broken hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon isn’t going to fix the broken hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon now is it?
Sponsored Tweets
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo doesn’t put ads on the Millenium Falcon so don’t you go tweeting out sponsored posts. All you’ll do is whore Twitter up like some of the tramps that visit the Mos Eisley Cantina.
