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Just because you have a Twitter account now doesn’t make you a Social Media Jedi. Hanging out with that little wrinkled freak Social Media Yoda down there in that Dagobah swamp shithole writing blog posts and making funny videos using only the Social Media Force does. So unless you’re just a natural SM badass like your ol pal [...]
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Got Twitter and Think You’re a Social Media Jedi
February 13th, 2010 
socialmediahansolo 
Posted in Digital Media, Twitter 
Tags: dagobah, force, jedi, padawan, social media, Twitter, yoda 
No Comments »Top 5 2010 Resolutions
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo 1. Pay off debt to Jabba the Hut
2. Make the Kessle Run in 10 parsecs
3. Replace the hyperdrive in the Millenium Falcon
4. Dump Leia
5. Punch in the face as many Social Media Jedi Guru assholes that I can get my hands on
Posted in Random Tags: guru, hyperdrive, jabba, jedi, Leia, millenium falcon, resolution No Comments »Happy New Year Tweet
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo does not believe in the obligatory Happy New Years post. The Empire wants you to participate in such standardized Twitter nonsense. Pansy little Jedi bitches like Luke do this. Oh…wait…I guess I just did it too…dang. Well in that case…the Rebel Alliance approves of your Happy New Years messages.
Follow the Adventures
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo According to Mashable, there are 15,740 Social Media Gurus, Ninjas, & Jedis on Twitter. Fear not space travelers as your digital media hero is here. Among the galaxy of “others”, there can be only one Social Media Han Solo…wearing an eye patch.
