Posts Tagged ‘jabba’

I’ll Be Right Back Tweeps

“I’m boarding a Bantha II – Cargo Skiff taking me from Jabba the Hut’s palace out into the desert to drop me into the mouth of a Sarlacc inside the Great Pit of Carkoon so I’ll be off Twitter/Facebook for an hour”. That folks is a prime example of what you will never see Social Media Han Solo tweet [...]

Top 5 2010 Resolutions

1. Pay off debt to Jabba the Hut
2. Make the Kessle Run in 10 parsecs
3. Replace the hyperdrive in the Millenium Falcon
4. Dump Leia
5. Punch in the face as many Social Media Jedi Guru assholes that I can get my hands on

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