Posts Tagged ‘hyperdrive’

Unsolicited Signing of Books in Stores

The Millenium Falcon had taken on some serious damage after a tough battle near what used to be Alderaan.  In case you didn’t read about it in the Rebel Alliances Times, that is where I took out Darth Vader which cleared the way for Luke to fire his proton torpedoes and blow up the first Death Star [...]

I’m So Busy Tweet

Social Media Han Solo believes sending out Tweets telling folks about how busy you are at work just to brag about it so that you and your business look cool…well that’s just doesn’t sit well with my hyperdrive (which is currently broken and I’m busy working on…but that’s not important).  Now before you start saying [...]

Top 5 2010 Resolutions

1. Pay off debt to Jabba the Hut
2. Make the Kessle Run in 10 parsecs
3. Replace the hyperdrive in the Millenium Falcon
4. Dump Leia
5. Punch in the face as many Social Media Jedi Guru assholes that I can get my hands on

Do Some Work

Social Media Han Solo says that Tweeting about the broken hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon isn’t going to fix the broken hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon now is it?

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