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Social Media Han Solo advises you to be cautious looking at lists of Social Media Gurus that you “should be following”. This is nothing but an imbred asshatian technique that all of these self proclaimed social media experts use to lure unsuspecting Twitter folks into beefing up their own follower stats by having all of [...]
Posts Tagged ‘hoth’
Stop Talking About Your Blog
February 13th, 2010 
socialmediahansolo One more time…if I have to hear about your useless new Social Media blog post just one more time today…I’m going to drop you off on Hoth wearing nothing but your Rebel Alliance issued tighty whities.
Chores Before Play
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Chewie never did like all that snow on Hoth. Chores on Hoth were always not very well received by that big furball. Social Media Han Solo is a firm believer in chores before play. Chewbacca simply had to shovel the walkway to the TaunTaun pen before he could play Xbox. Sorry, but rules are rules.
Weather Hashtag Freakouts
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo So I was out cruising in the Millenium Falcon today with Leia heading over to the Outer Rim Territories to hit Space PetsMart (Chewbacca needed a new furminator brush…but don’t tell him I mentioned that as he gets embarassed). Sure enough we ran into some random asteroids near the Hoth System. Leia’s first instinct was [...]
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Tags: Chewbacca, hashtag, hoth, Leia, millenium falcon, Twitter, weather 
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Comment Wars
Occasionally as you cruise across the Social Media galaxy you will find yourself visiting the Blog Territories. Landing on these planets can provide a wealth of information and can take on a life of their own in the comment sections. Remember that not every space traveler is going to share the same opinion as you do [...]