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Social Media Han Solo thinks that your Social could use a little more Media and your Media could be a little more Social…along with other nonsensical asstastic guru-esque style useless generalities.
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Top 5 2010 Resolutions
February 12th, 2010 
socialmediahansolo 1. Pay off debt to Jabba the Hut
2. Make the Kessle Run in 10 parsecs
3. Replace the hyperdrive in the Millenium Falcon
4. Dump Leia
5. Punch in the face as many Social Media Jedi Guru assholes that I can get my hands on
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Tags: guru, hyperdrive, jabba, jedi, Leia, millenium falcon, resolution 
No Comments »Silence is Golden
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo wishes all SM Gurus came w/ a cut off switch like C3PO does. Silence on the Millenium Falcon is nice sometimes.
2010 Social Media Predictions
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo would rather be taken to Dune Sea & cast into the belly of a Sarlaac in the Great Pit of Carkoon than read another SM Guru 2010 prediction blog post.
You’re a Guru Too
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Calling yourself a Social Media Guru is as easy as making out with Luke’s sister. Anyone can do it. Well, I guess it’s a good thing she stopped following my on Twitter and stopped keeping up with my RSS feeds. Hey-ooooo. Oh and BTW, if she finds this post…we’ll just tell her that Obi-Wan Kenobi [...]
