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“I’m boarding a Bantha II – Cargo Skiff taking me from Jabba the Hut’s palace out into the desert to drop me into the mouth of a Sarlacc inside the Great Pit of Carkoon so I’ll be off Twitter/Facebook for an hour”. That folks is a prime example of what you will never see Social Media Han Solo tweet [...]
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I’ll Be Right Back Tweeps
February 13th, 2010 
socialmediahansolo 
Posted in Behavior, Foursquare, Gurus, Twitter 
Tags: bantha, carkoon, douchebag, Facebook, guru, jabba, sarlaac, social media, Twitter 
No Comments »Twitter Guru Name Dropping
February 13th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo is extremely against interacting with and buddying up with the lame self proclaimed Social Media gurus out there just on the outside chance they throw you a bone by mentioning your Twitter name in a post. Too often folks out there think they have to kiss the asses of these people by filling [...]
Posted in Behavior, Gurus, Twitter Tags: bobba fett, cloud city, darth vader, empire, guru, Lando, retweet, Twitter 2 Comments »Gurus and Their Lists of Other Gurus
February 13th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo advises you to be cautious looking at lists of Social Media Gurus that you “should be following”. This is nothing but an imbred asshatian technique that all of these self proclaimed social media experts use to lure unsuspecting Twitter folks into beefing up their own follower stats by having all of [...]
Your Brand on My Boxers This Year
February 13th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Any desire to get your company, logo, or brand image in front of thousands and thousands of people & aliens, all around the galaxy, all throughout 2010?
It’s no secret Social Media Han Solo travels a lot. It’s also no secret I smuggle a lot of goods, drink in cantinas, transport Jedis, & destroy Death Stars, etc. when [...]
Books from Gurus
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo thinks if the total number of words in all of your tweets bragging about your new BS guru book on Social Media are higher than the number of words actually inside your book…then it is probably worth about as much as a steaming pile of Bantha fodder.
