I have to figure if you are reading this on ol Social Media Han Solo that at some point you watched the movie Star Wars New Hope. That film showed some of my exploits back when I was a little more involved in smuggling and got sucked in to saving the galaxy for the Rebel Alliance (BTW…I totally shot first). Well, the version you watched in the film wasn’t what was shown all over the galaxy. Ya see there’s a little thing called “propaganda”…and the Empire loves to use it. They took the original film and changed the ending all around to show them actually destroying the Rebel Base on Yavin IV with the Death Star. Chewbacca and I were running some cargo for Jabba and I “accidentally” opened up one of the crates…sure enough tons of bootleg Emperial copies of the film.

So here ya go my space friends…the alternate ending the Empire wanted people to believe happened. At least they kept Chewie and I alive in it. We were the real stars anyway. Stay classy galaxy!