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Chewie never did like all that snow on Hoth. Chores on Hoth were always not very well received by that big furball. Social Media Han Solo is a firm believer in chores before play. Chewbacca simply had to shovel the walkway to the TaunTaun pen before he could play Xbox. Sorry, but rules are rules.
Chores Before Play
February 12th, 2010 
socialmediahansolo Twitter DM Fail
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Yo Leia, listen to this. Luke is really your brother so this means we should totally make out tomorrow night when I pick yall up on Endor now that he is disqualified and out of the picture. Don’t tell him I told you though ‘cause he wants it to be a secret. Wait, this is a DM right? Shit. = Twitter DM Fail.
Silence is Golden
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo wishes all SM Gurus came w/ a cut off switch like C3PO does. Silence on the Millenium Falcon is nice sometimes.
Weather Hashtag Freakouts
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo So I was out cruising in the Millenium Falcon today with Leia heading over to the Outer Rim Territories to hit Space PetsMart (Chewbacca needed a new furminator brush…but don’t tell him I mentioned that as he gets embarassed). Sure enough we ran into some random asteroids near the Hoth System. Leia’s first instinct was to jump on Twitter and create a new hastag called #ZOMGWTFAsteroidsNearHothSystem but I was able to convince her that was merely SM Guru minor leagues. Social Media Han Solo doesn’t engage in such Tweet behaviors.
2010 Social Media Predictions
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo would rather be taken to Dune Sea & cast into the belly of a Sarlaac in the Great Pit of Carkoon than read another SM Guru 2010 prediction blog post.
