February 12th, 2010 
socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo thinks if the total number of words in all of your tweets bragging about your new BS guru book on Social Media are higher than the number of words actually inside your book…then it is probably worth about as much as a steaming pile of Bantha fodder.
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo thinks that your Social could use a little more Media and your Media could be a little more Social…along with other nonsensical asstastic guru-esque style useless generalities.
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo 1. Pay off debt to Jabba the Hut
2. Make the Kessle Run in 10 parsecs
3. Replace the hyperdrive in the Millenium Falcon
4. Dump Leia
5. Punch in the face as many Social Media Jedi Guru assholes that I can get my hands on
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo does not believe in the obligatory Happy New Years post. The Empire wants you to participate in such standardized Twitter nonsense. Pansy little Jedi bitches like Luke do this. Oh…wait…I guess I just did it too…dang. Well in that case…the Rebel Alliance approves of your Happy New Years messages.
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo approves of this comic message. Especially #2:
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