Just because you have a Twitter account now doesn’t make you a Social Media Jedi.  Hanging out with that little wrinkled freak Social Media Yoda down there in that Dagobah swamp shithole writing blog posts and making funny videos using only the Social Media Force does. So unless you’re just a natural SM badass like your ol pal Social Media Han Solo who’s out there cruising the Internet Galaxy keeping it real…I’ve got bad news for ya…SM Yoda isn’t accepting applications for new Social Media Padawans. Sorry. Go whine about it on your lame Republic Alliance blog that no one reads or take it up with the Council.