Any desire to get your company, logo, or brand image in front of thousands and thousands of people & aliens, all around the galaxy, all throughout 2010?

It’s no secret Social Media Han Solo travels a lot.  It’s also no secret I smuggle a lot of goods, drink in cantinas, transport Jedis, & destroy Death Stars, etc. when I do.

It’s no secret my lucky boxers come with me wherever I go, from Hoth to Starbucks, from Cloud City to Whole Foods, from Kashyyyk to the Coruscant City Subway.

So far, I’m booked for over 50 smuggling gigs in 2010 and 15 Sabacc Tournaments. I’ve already purchased fuel cores totaling over 125,000 light years SO FAR. I’m expecting this year to be busier than last year, and last year, I traveled a little over 300,000 light years. I’m thinking I’ll crack the 400,000 light year barrier this year.

Want to sponsor my boxers? Want to get your logo seen by well over 100,000 people and aliens in a year? (And you know how I hook up with EVERYONE…)

I’m auctioning off five sticker spaces on my drawers for $2,500 a piece. That comes out to about $200 a month, or $50 a week. They will stay on my underwear all year, and you’ll “own” that piece of real estate on them. If anyone asks about your sticker, I’ll send them to whatever website/email address you want once I’m thru taking care of some Social Media Han Solo business first, of course.

(This spoof was modified from an actual blog post: http://shankman.com/want-your-brand-seen-by-over-100000-people-in-at-least-six-countries-this-year/ )