February 12th, 2010 
socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo just walked in on Luke & Lando Calrissian trying to use the new Tie-Fighter Webcam. I dont think it likes Lando very much. Luke finds that it doesn’t follow Lando when he moves amusing…Chewbacca could care less. My guess is that it just doesn’t like Cloud City people, but Leia thinks that’s just crazy talk.
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Ol Social Media Han Solo here wonders if all his @foursquare checkins on Alderaan still count since Darth Vader blew it up? I was the mayor of all kinds of spots considering I used to herd Nerfs there back when the smuggling business thinned out during the Trade Federation disputes. I probably had some of the best Nerf Burgers I have ever eaten at that dive spot near the University of Aldera. They even gave me a 10% discount for being the current mayor too. They sure did have some cute little young waitresses too. Dang. Maybe Foursquare should create a momento badge for everyone who checked in on the planet before that damn Death Star wiped it out? Just a thought.
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Retweeting blogs & articles makes you no more a Social Media Jedi or Guru than shaving Chewbacca’s nutsack does. Trust ol Social Media Han Solo on this one. Mindlessly forwarding articles you don’t even read or understand isn’t any fun…and neither is the hairy nightmare that is Chewie’s nether regions.
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo must announce that there will no longer be any electronic devices during the last hour of hyperspace. Also, I have locked the restrooms so all passengers being smuggled away from Imperial forces must now hold it. Yes, this means you too Obi-Wan Kenobi. SMHS recommends the use incontinence products for any journey over 5 parsecs.
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo According to Mashable, there are 15,740 Social Media Gurus, Ninjas, & Jedis on Twitter. Fear not space travelers as your digital media hero is here. Among the galaxy of “others”, there can be only one Social Media Han Solo…wearing an eye patch.
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