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Social Media Han Solo says that Tweeting about the broken hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon isn’t going to fix the broken hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon now is it?
Sponsored Tweets
February 12th, 2010 
socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo doesn’t put ads on the Millenium Falcon so don’t you go tweeting out sponsored posts. All you’ll do is whore Twitter up like some of the tramps that visit the Mos Eisley Cantina.
Social Media ROI from Admiral Ackbar
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo I asked Admiral Ackbar to help me calculate the ROI on my Social Media Han Solo adventures. His only response was “It’s a Trap”. Well, thanks for nothing you one catch phrase, bug eyed, spikey lobster looking bastard.
It Just Feels Dirty
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Watching two self proclaimed Social Media “experts” giving each other Twitter props back and forth makes Social Media Han Solo feel uncomfortable and dirty…just like that time I had lunch with Yoda in his tree stump on Dagobah and he grabbed my inner thigh. I still have nightmares about that. Dang.
You’re a Guru Too
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Calling yourself a Social Media Guru is as easy as making out with Luke’s sister. Anyone can do it. Well, I guess it’s a good thing she stopped following my on Twitter and stopped keeping up with my RSS feeds. Hey-ooooo. Oh and BTW, if she finds this post…we’ll just tell her that Obi-Wan Kenobi wrote it.
