Social Media Han Solo is extremely against interacting with and buddying up with the lame self proclaimed Social Media gurus out there just on the outside chance they throw you a bone by mentioning your Twitter name in a post. Too often folks out there think they have to kiss the asses of these people by filling up the Twittersphere with mentions of their names, ReTweets of their nonsense, and commenting on their blog posts. Then to add more hot air they follow that up by Tweeting that they did comment in order to drop the guru’s name again just so they see it and tweet out a thanks.  All you are is a follower number and a mindless drone to them that serve no other purpose in their mind than someone to spill their garbage out across the Interwebs like a leaky Imperial freighter. 

Take my old buddy Lando as a prime example here.  He was so brainwashed into thinking that Darth Vader and the Empire would get his back that he even tried to turn over your main man Han here and my buddies to them. He let himself get so caught up in what he thought these asshats were going to do for him, that he lost sight of his own true character and what he could do for himself.  Let’s face fact, Lando is a charismatic Colt 45 drinking super pimp and he didnt need any help from the Empire or their ego-centric friends. He could have taken care of Cloud City on his own merit and would have ended up being a much better and stronger leader because of it.