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Yo Leia, listen to this. Luke is really your brother so this means we should totally make out tomorrow night when I pick yall up on Endor now that he is disqualified and out of the picture. Don’t tell him I told you though ‘cause he wants it to be a secret. Wait, this is a DM [...]
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Weather Hashtag Freakouts
February 12th, 2010 
socialmediahansolo So I was out cruising in the Millenium Falcon today with Leia heading over to the Outer Rim Territories to hit Space PetsMart (Chewbacca needed a new furminator brush…but don’t tell him I mentioned that as he gets embarassed). Sure enough we ran into some random asteroids near the Hoth System. Leia’s first instinct was [...]
Posted in Behavior, Twitter 
Tags: Chewbacca, hashtag, hoth, Leia, millenium falcon, Twitter, weather 
No Comments »Do Some Work
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo says that Tweeting about the broken hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon isn’t going to fix the broken hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon now is it?
Sponsored Tweets
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo doesn’t put ads on the Millenium Falcon so don’t you go tweeting out sponsored posts. All you’ll do is whore Twitter up like some of the tramps that visit the Mos Eisley Cantina.
It Just Feels Dirty
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Watching two self proclaimed Social Media “experts” giving each other Twitter props back and forth makes Social Media Han Solo feel uncomfortable and dirty…just like that time I had lunch with Yoda in his tree stump on Dagobah and he grabbed my inner thigh. I still have nightmares about that. Dang.
