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Social Media Han Solo advises you to be cautious looking at lists of Social Media Gurus that you “should be following”. This is nothing but an imbred asshatian technique that all of these self proclaimed social media experts use to lure unsuspecting Twitter folks into beefing up their own follower stats by having all of [...]
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Dont Get Cocky Kid
February 13th, 2010 
socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo says just b/c you have a bunch of Twitter followers subscribing to your feed, don’t get cocky kid. Just keep it real out there folks.
Got Twitter and Think You’re a Social Media Jedi
February 13th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Just because you have a Twitter account now doesn’t make you a Social Media Jedi. Hanging out with that little wrinkled freak Social Media Yoda down there in that Dagobah swamp shithole writing blog posts and making funny videos using only the Social Media Force does. So unless you’re just a natural SM badass like your ol pal [...]
Posted in Digital Media, Twitter 
Tags: dagobah, force, jedi, padawan, social media, Twitter, yoda 
No Comments »Happy New Year Tweet
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo does not believe in the obligatory Happy New Years post. The Empire wants you to participate in such standardized Twitter nonsense. Pansy little Jedi bitches like Luke do this. Oh…wait…I guess I just did it too…dang. Well in that case…the Rebel Alliance approves of your Happy New Years messages.
10 Things To Not Tweet About
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo approves of this comic message. Especially #2:
Ten Things Not To Tweet About
