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Han Shot First
February 12th, 2010 
socialmediahansolo To clear up any discrepancies and doubt: Social Media Han Solo always shoots first, unless it’s with a lady friend…then second. Hey-ooooo.
Top 5 2010 Resolutions
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo 1. Pay off debt to Jabba the Hut
2. Make the Kessle Run in 10 parsecs
3. Replace the hyperdrive in the Millenium Falcon
4. Dump Leia
5. Punch in the face as many Social Media Jedi Guru assholes that I can get my hands on
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Tags: guru, hyperdrive, jabba, jedi, Leia, millenium falcon, resolution 
No Comments »Chores Before Play
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Chewie never did like all that snow on Hoth. Chores on Hoth were always not very well received by that big furball. Social Media Han Solo is a firm believer in chores before play. Chewbacca simply had to shovel the walkway to the TaunTaun pen before he could play Xbox. Sorry, but rules are rules.
HP Webcam Problem
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo just walked in on Luke & Lando Calrissian trying to use the new Tie-Fighter Webcam. I dont think it likes Lando very much. Luke finds that it doesn’t follow Lando when he moves amusing…Chewbacca could care less. My guess is that it just doesn’t like Cloud City people, but Leia thinks [...]
