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Social Media Han Solo thinks if the total number of words in all of your tweets bragging about your new BS guru book on Social Media are higher than the number of words actually inside your book…then it is probably worth about as much as a steaming pile of Bantha fodder.
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Be More Social
February 12th, 2010 
socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo thinks that your Social could use a little more Media and your Media could be a little more Social…along with other nonsensical asstastic guru-esque style useless generalities.
Silence is Golden
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo wishes all SM Gurus came w/ a cut off switch like C3PO does. Silence on the Millenium Falcon is nice sometimes.
2010 Social Media Predictions
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Social Media Han Solo would rather be taken to Dune Sea & cast into the belly of a Sarlaac in the Great Pit of Carkoon than read another SM Guru 2010 prediction blog post.
It Just Feels Dirty
February 12th, 2010 socialmediahansolo Watching two self proclaimed Social Media “experts” giving each other Twitter props back and forth makes Social Media Han Solo feel uncomfortable and dirty…just like that time I had lunch with Yoda in his tree stump on Dagobah and he grabbed my inner thigh. I still have nightmares about that. Dang.
