Archive for the ‘Digital Media’ Category

Got Twitter and Think You’re a Social Media Jedi

Just because you have a Twitter account now doesn’t make you a Social Media Jedi.  Hanging out with that little wrinkled freak Social Media Yoda down there in that Dagobah swamp shithole writing blog posts and making funny videos using only the Social Media Force does. So unless you’re just a natural SM badass like your ol pal [...]

PedoSolo

Half the people I follow on Twitter and Facebook are Ewoks. I can’t help it, they are cute and little and cuddly. Does that make me some sort of perv? Geez I hope no one calls in the Imperial Commander of Pedo-Predator Affairs Chris Hanson.

2010 Social Media Predictions

Social Media Han Solo would rather be taken to Dune Sea & cast into the belly of a Sarlaac in the Great Pit of Carkoon than read another SM Guru 2010 prediction blog post.

Social Media ROI from Admiral Ackbar

I asked Admiral Ackbar to help me calculate the ROI on my Social Media Han Solo adventures. His only response was “It’s a Trap”. Well, thanks for nothing you one catch phrase, bug eyed, spikey lobster looking bastard.

Follow the Adventures

According to Mashable, there are 15,740 Social Media Gurus, Ninjas, & Jedis on Twitter.  Fear not space travelers as your digital media hero is here.  Among the galaxy of “others”, there can be only one Social Media Han Solo…wearing an eye patch.

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